Here comes the pain

Today my friend Beth sent and URGENT email. She's starting a Roller Derby team and needed her roller alias. Fast. Her teammate came up with 'Thigh Voltage'. Which sets the bar pretty high. But the challenge dialed up to 11 when I found out the name can't already be registered on the official Rollergirl Master Roster. Which meant High Roller (one of my favourites) was automatically disqualified. I had no choice but to press pause on my actual work and get thinking. Here were my top 5...

1. Skateastrophie
2. Betty Rage
3. HoStopper
4. Wheeler Sheila
5. B.A. BRAracus

To costumes practically design themselves. Custom knee pads, mmmmm.