Monday 29 June 2009

Making time and spending time.

I don't know what was in the air in 1979, but this is the year that nearly everyone I know is turning 30. That means good parties, yes. But it also means the birthday presents have to be unusually good too (translation: unusually expensive). But in the midst of this gift-giving orgy, a dear friend in New Zealand who I've known for nearly 20 years had his big 3-0. And suddenly, buying him 'stuff' seemed a bit glib and meaningless. So instead, I'm giving him my time. Every week of his 30th year, I'm going to write him a letter. Because each letter will be one of a series of 52, I've block-printed the letterheads, then each one can be individually numbered as we count through the year. It's only early days, but so far it's been a really relaxing ritual to get into. A proper Sunday afternoon thing. The process could, however, turn me into a real grandpa who gets impatient when people don't write 'thank-you' slips at Christmas. You have been warned.


And this was 1 of 52. The birthday card. But my carefully crafted lino cut was a bit of a disaster (I didn't mirror it before I cut it out), so I had to improvise. Which, sadly, turned out a bit emo. But it's the thought that counts. Right?

Thursday 25 June 2009

The walls have eyes

My friend Nick gave me a completely kick-ass present for my birthday this year: a sticker sheet of cartoon eyes and mouths. Immediately I hundred different plans of things I wanted to stick them on. But a month later, they were on a dangerous trajectory to the bottom of the 'to-do' pile. So when the sun came out on Saturday, me and the boyf spent a slightly hungover afternoon giving life Hackney Wick's nooks and crannies. By definition, this was good, wholesome fun. Which is always nice. And now I've got a little army of faces cheering me on when I walk to the station. We did LOADS of them, but here are a few of my favourites.

Thursday 11 June 2009

Here comes the pain

Today my friend Beth sent and URGENT email. She's starting a Roller Derby team and needed her roller alias. Fast. Her teammate came up with 'Thigh Voltage'. Which sets the bar pretty high. But the challenge dialed up to 11 when I found out the name can't already be registered on the official Rollergirl Master Roster. Which meant High Roller (one of my favourites) was automatically disqualified. I had no choice but to press pause on my actual work and get thinking. Here were my top 5...

1. Skateastrophie
2. Betty Rage
3. HoStopper
4. Wheeler Sheila
5. B.A. BRAracus

To costumes practically design themselves. Custom knee pads, mmmmm.

Tuesday 2 June 2009

Nokia 410093 charger?!!?!?!!?!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

There's not much to say here, so I'll try to keep this short. BUT, the topic of the day is those emails taht come around about once a week at work. The ones that say 'Hi everyone!!! Sorry for the all staffer but does anyone have a [brand] [phone model] charger pse:)? xxxxx'. Whenever I read those, I can't help but put on an annoying whiney voice in my head. And neither can you. Admit it! So when a charger mysteriously landed on my desk today, I didn't look that gift horse in the mouth. No. I coiled it up, then gathered up all the agency's other stray chargers and put them in a nice box. So everyone can share (which is nice), and nobody gets charger spam anymore (which is even better).