High roller

We've been doing a bit of work for Rolls Royce lately. So after getting accustomed to the wonders of the Rolls 'magic carpet ride', being saddled with a Ford Focus when we hired a car for a roadie in Wales was a bit of a come down.

Luckily, we'd packed some "stretchy and sticky" fake poo (don't ask) so we fashioned our own bespoke hood ornament in tribute. Which actually remained en-hood for quite a while. Before flying off somewhere between Aberystwyth and Pontrhydygroes. Or something.




For the record, I'm not hating on Ford. Our trusty A-Ber served us well. But a 8 gears, intelligent suspension, a hand-matched leather interior and a chauffeur would have been nice.